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At the End of the Rainbow

Saturday, March 14, 2009 - - 5 Comments

When I was little, we had this unusual Calendar hanging on the kitchen wall. What was special with this calendar was that every date had its own 'box' and in it were names of saints angelassociated with that date, which would either be their feastday, death, sainthood or whatever.

My saint in concern was St. Patrick.

St. Patrick is Ireland's Patron Saint and his feastday is celebrated all over the world, not just in Ireland, every March 17th.

Which happens to be my birthday. I really don't mind.

Except that

It's a bummer to celebrate your birthday when everyone is going GREEN when you love RED. Isn't it ironic? :D

Anyho, every year, I would ask my mom why I wasn't named Patricia. Ahhhh all those years, I wanted to be a Patricia rindu I can't remember what mom answered. I just remember that I would ask again the following year. So I guess, the answer didn't really matter to me. Asking my mom about it was simply a habit hehehe ihikhik

St. Patrick's (or Paddy's or Patty's or Pat's) Day is associated with the color Greenbusuk, Clovers, Shamrocks, Leprechauns and Pots of Gold. St. Pat was a real person that lived back in 300AD. MAN! That was 1,709 years ago! That was so looong ago that St. Pat's real life was injected with stories of mythical proportions!!! Woooo! It includes some Mythical Fairies paying Leprechauns tons of GOLD for sewing their clothes! Now, these Leprechaun aren't really into shopping so they ended up with thousands upon thousands of POTS of Gold which they hid at the end of the rainbow.

Do you know anyone who has seen THE end of the rainbow yet? much more THE pots of gold? :D

So where is the Pot of Gold on THIS particular end of the rainbow? :D
Where are those Leprechauns!!!!!!!!

This was taken from an iPhone by a Photographer
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They say this isn't photoshoped. It looks like it isn't. Or maybe the edit was really really good.

What do YOU think?
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Which SAINT got beheaded on YOUR birthday? Know Here
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I was born on a Thursday.
That accounts for my feet-itchy-to-go-to-the-Mall hehehe
What DAY were you born? Know Here



Welcome! *Phew!*

Thursday, February 5, 2009 - - 11 Comments

Several months back, I announced that a slew of Blog Series will be launched. These are:

1. TechnoPengi - a Tech Tutorial Page
2. Inspector Crazy - a Games Page
3. Ooh! Ooh! Random Thoughts - a Sidebar Feature that would display random ideas

Techopengi was launched and flew in July 2008 and Inspector Crazy in August 2008. But Ooh! Ooh! Random Thoughts never took flight. That's because my idea for it changed before it was even released. It evolved into something bigger than just a sidebar feature to include ideas and stuff that are not related to Club Penguin.

So get to know Maryann, the person behind the "Lady Maryann" penguin :D


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I love watermelons! I like it red or yellow, striped or solid, seeded, seedless, big or small, round or oblong.... I'd probably even love it like this too... :D

Japanese Square Watermelons
Shape is Genetically Modified to make Stacking them easier

Hooyah, they are real!

Speaking of Genetic Engineering, do you think the Japanese would modify it so that watermelons would finally actually live up to its name?

Future Watermelon
Genetically Modified to Replace Water

In the unfortunate case that you have not eaten a watermelon all your life and therefore all nooby about how to eat one, here's an instruction card for you, which you can print for future use...

How to Eat Watermelon Instruction Card
Heed the Warning!


I must warn you though that WHILE watermelons make you really CREATIVE...


I edited this image and combined it with
An Analog Clock

and effortlessly whip you up to a really GREAT BOD...

Nope! Sadly, I didn't draw this

it makes you crazy (nope!) psychotic (nope!) CRIMINAL...

Ooh! Scary!
Do Not Look Directly into Eyes

and PORN...
Please Do Not Remove Watermelon in Picture

There are really unusual ways to enjoy eating watermelon.

My fave is...

Warning: Do Not Do This at Home
Unless Water in Pool is Above Head Level
but,

Personally, nothing beats...

...sharing it with friends :D




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