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Thursday, February 5, 2009 - - 11 Comments

Several months back, I announced that a slew of Blog Series will be launched. These are:

1. TechnoPengi - a Tech Tutorial Page
2. Inspector Crazy - a Games Page
3. Ooh! Ooh! Random Thoughts - a Sidebar Feature that would display random ideas

Techopengi was launched and flew in July 2008 and Inspector Crazy in August 2008. But Ooh! Ooh! Random Thoughts never took flight. That's because my idea for it changed before it was even released. It evolved into something bigger than just a sidebar feature to include ideas and stuff that are not related to Club Penguin.

So get to know Maryann, the person behind the "Lady Maryann" penguin :D


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I love watermelons! I like it red or yellow, striped or solid, seeded, seedless, big or small, round or oblong.... I'd probably even love it like this too... :D

Japanese Square Watermelons
Shape is Genetically Modified to make Stacking them easier

Hooyah, they are real!

Speaking of Genetic Engineering, do you think the Japanese would modify it so that watermelons would finally actually live up to its name?

Future Watermelon
Genetically Modified to Replace Water

In the unfortunate case that you have not eaten a watermelon all your life and therefore all nooby about how to eat one, here's an instruction card for you, which you can print for future use...

How to Eat Watermelon Instruction Card
Heed the Warning!


I must warn you though that WHILE watermelons make you really CREATIVE...


I edited this image and combined it with
An Analog Clock

and effortlessly whip you up to a really GREAT BOD...

Nope! Sadly, I didn't draw this

it makes you crazy (nope!) psychotic (nope!) CRIMINAL...

Ooh! Scary!
Do Not Look Directly into Eyes

and PORN...
Please Do Not Remove Watermelon in Picture

There are really unusual ways to enjoy eating watermelon.

My fave is...

Warning: Do Not Do This at Home
Unless Water in Pool is Above Head Level
but,

Personally, nothing beats...

...sharing it with friends :D




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11 comments:

Chuckleloo said...

WOW NAMAN! YAY!

Anonymous said...

Hi Nice post L.m
Like the lay - out
Its Awesome

kitty7779 said...

ummmmmmmmmm i knowed that japan sells square watermelons

Millywily said...

square watermelons?!? SQUARE?? I could get used to that....

Lion Tamer 1 said...

lol square watermelons :D

Joanna7777 said...

I'm amazed.You're so good in the SWFs!Your site looks awesome.

Chuckleloo said...

omg lol! most of them look like alice frm twi!! :))

Lady Maryann of CPCrazy said...

hello! :D

kitty, milly & lion: lol! yeah... square ones look really funny :D

dmaster & joanna: thanks! it took me a long time to find this template :D joanna, i got the clock swf frm clock link, but i made the image behind the clock :D

chucky: who looks like alice?

thanks for your comments. i looove reading them :D

Joanna7777 said...

Just look at this:
http://www.djspyhunter.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/watermelon.jpg

What a yummy penguin watermelon!

Also Maryann how did you make a background to the clock?I can't get it...

Joanna7777 said...

I'll just make a list with strange watermelons:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SCUlWZF2AoI/AAAAAAAAQng/or5oZykCoU4/watermelon06.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AFctLMcxVvY/RpT3o2DWwyI/AAAAAAAABgQ/c8SRuTTUXUs/s400/DSC_0422.JPG

http://blog.al.com/living-times/2008/07/watermelon-pig.jpg


And here's my favourite watermelon background:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6196189/2/istockphoto_6196189_watermelon_summer_pattern_background.jpg

Chuckleloo said...

people from that watermelon post lol!

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